Yo, these are the things I hate….
-the way babies stare at you in a grocery store.
-cuddling after sex. i want a cigarette, not to cuddle with sweat.
-oprah.
-OILY HAIR. GAHH.
-people who take pictures of the sky, flowers, nature… it’s not photography, stfu.
-the dot in the middle of arabians foreheads….
-whiskey.
-when 13 year olds dress like sluts.
-when i cant take cute pictures.
-pizza.
-when people think sagging their pants is actually attractive.
-t shirts thats go past your knees? dafuq.
-people who think theyre better then me… -____-
-scene kids.
-vacuums…
-lawn mowers…
-when your hips stick out further then my arms can reach out to my side, & you wear skinny jeans.
-excessive piercings.
-yellow teeth.
-LOSING MY LIGHTER.
Dear people of the world,
No, I do not care about your cats health. No, I do not want to buy chocolate or cookies from your daughter, & no, my boobs are not fake.
